Diary of a Wimpy Kid By: Jeff Kinney

Maiya Stoessel         7E
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
This following book is a book I have read before and this is number two on the book report ideas.
Dear Diary,
This morning was so crazy! Rodrick got me soo mad! So heres the story… Rodrick, my brother, woke me up - during the summer – and said that I slept through the whole summer and that today was the first day of school. This was all a joke but he had on his school clothes and book bag and he set my alarm clock ahead to make it seem like it was morning. He also closed my curtains so I wouldn’t see that it was dark outside. So, I got up, got dressed, and went downstairs to make breakfast. But I must have been making a lot of noise because dad came downstairs yelling at me for eating Cheerios at 3 o’clock in the morning. So I told dad sorry and that Rodrick was the one that tricked me. So we went upstairs to look at Rodrick and he was sound asleep in his bed. I was so mad and I was being yelled at for something he tricked me in. But one day I plan to get back at him. But even worse. I was still kind of dumb falling for that.
-Greg

Dear Diary,
Finally! The first week of school is over! Today’s the weekend so I decided to sleep. Most kids wake up early on Saturday to watch television but NOT ME! The only reason I get up is because I just can’t stand the taste of my “morning” breath anymoreJ. Sadly, dad gets up at 6 o’clock every single morning, not considerate of anyone and does whatever he wants. So today he decided to vacuum my room. Since, I couldn’t go back to sleep, I just decided to go to Rowley’s house (bestfriend).  I haven’t talked to Rowley since the first day of school because he did something that annoyed me sooo much! He asked me if I wanted to go over to his house and PLAY. I have told Rowley a million times to not say play! To say chill or hang out. And adding to that, he asked around other boys so they heard too. But anyways, I didn’t have anything to do that morning so I just went to his house.
-Greg

Dear Diary,
Ok, so Rodrick has a band and it is awful! I hate it when they have rehearsals at the house and then I can hear them. The band is called “Loaded Diaper” but on the bands van it says “Loded Diaper”. Either way it’s spelled, what kind of name is that?! Then mom thinks WE will all learn to play instruments one day and become a famous family band like the ones you see on television. Never in the world will I want to do that. But this was a short “diary” entry so yeah.
-Greg