Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Dear Dumb Diary, Never Do Anything, Ever( Takeisha Garner) #3

Sunday 29                                                                                                              Dear Dumb Diary,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!! Isabella gets her contacts(but now notice she wants her glasses back), Angeline gets me on the newspaper with me picking up underwear and steals my crush once again and what do I get? Nothing. Then again i found my inner beauty, but was replaced with weirdness, and yeah I repeated myself and I'll say it again like the other day, '' MY INNER BEAUTY WAS BEING REPLACED WITH WEIRDNESS'',because Hudson read the paper and gave me a dirty look like I was eating underwear.Guess what? Today my mom is cooking Meat Loaf and you know what that means. We'll be eating poison today. Hooray!Even Stinker is excited because he ran away, my dad and I had to go find him but Stinker must of gone far, but he'll come. I just know he will, but what kind of dog leaves their owner to a terrible death, Stinker.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Monday 30                                                                                                              Dear Dumb Diary,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Hudson Rivers was actually talking to me, but he asked me about the whole underwear thing so of course i told him so he wouldn't think i was a sick person or some stuff like that,''I was, was ,was, was......" for some reason i couldn't get the words out, so i talked real fast"Well i was just helping my mom with the garage sale we were having and so my dog, Stinker, had took the bag and i couldn't find him and so when i got up this morning their were a  bunch of underwear and i.....'' "OK!!!!, anyway I'll see you in class".I felt brave but stupid for even talking, i should off ran off but instead i ended up embarrassing myself.                                                                                                                                      Tuesday 31                                                                                                                  Dear Dumb Diary,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Today I lied about me being sick because i was still stuck on the whole newspaper thing, so my mom got some icky disgusting medicine that smelled like Stinker but worse and this proves my mom is violent because she crammed it down my throat and left my throat in series medical pain, the kinda pain you get when you have a soar throat. My mom stood home with me, treating me and taking care of me, it actually felt good but i was kind guilty, it was like my inner beauty came out of me again and told the truth because i actually blurted it out and you don't want to know the serious and medical pain I'm about to get now.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

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